Jackie...the Bum Wiper

My job at the Puppies pre school has just added another dimension to it. Now I know in the past I have talked about helping the kids pee when they are outside and the fact that they just go anywhere. As in the other day a boy decided to go right where he was playing in the park and unfortunately one of the girls didn’t see the line of pee and turned right into it. Not a good situation. Well amongst other things the kids need help in the bathroom. Chelsa and Sara have been helping the kids out already with this but I have failed to help or even notice that my job includes this aspect. I worked with Sara the other day and she gratefully introduced me to this new fact. It all started when I heard little three year old Jonash shouting from the bathroom. Hum...what is he saying or what does he want. That’s right he wants me to come and wipe his bum. So I approached the situation very cautiously thinking “how am I going to do this”, “I can’t touch this kid, I’m going to get sued” and all of the above. Well no need to worry cause I got a huge, huge wad of toilet paper to prepare myself. Well he bent right over while sitting on toilet and braced himself by grabbing both my legs... I guess he has done this before. I wonder where “bum wiping” will fit on my resume?